Malaysian Hell

Sekadar hiburan sambil-sambil kita luangkan setitis masa sibuk kita untuk berfikir sejenak...

A Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks: "What do they do here?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the American hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in? "

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen for teh-tarik..."

Hehehe.. pada sesiapa yang kerja ngan jabatan-jabatan atau badan-badan kerajaan, jangan pula berkecil hati. Ini mungkin kisah dahulu kala sebelum korang bekerja dengan kerajaan. Ini mungkin kisah yang telah korang perbetulkan. Ini mungkin kisah hanya persepsi, bukannya kenyataan. Buktikan pada rakyat, pekerja kerajaan adalah sama mencari rezeki yang halal sama seperti pekerja swasta. Pekerja kerajaan sama berpenat lelah memajukan ekonomi diri sendiri dan negara seperti pekerja swasta. Pekerja kerajaan sama layak dapat bonus seperti pekerja swasta. Tanpa korang, rapuhlah jentera negara semua.

p/s: Gaji naik? Hmmm...
p/s2: Err.. gelak, gelak juga.. tapi pasti ke kita tak masuk neraka?